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Hi all,
Long time reader, first time poster. I have a question for you national teamers. How do you handle a situation when you have a salty pair partner (Beau) who yells at you when you take bad strokes (Beau) and yells at you when you take good strokes (Bo) and yells at you when you turn around to make sure you're not going to hit a bridge (Beau)?
Also, how do I get bigger pectoral muscles?
Just pack a flask. He starts to smile and be more sociable when he's got a little liquid currage in him.
If you want a bigger chest, I suggest you talk to one Dan Walsh. He seems to know how to get his lift on.
I've found that the WoW boards don't work as well and standing behind him while he's playing...i'm sorry, while he's actually in "The Realm", and ask him very specific questions about the characters he has created and the powers they have and how each one peforms necessary tasks that relate to each other and how that relationship creates a symbiotic experience which has become the cyberspace character "Beau", who is trying to slowly take over the world.(his frustration can be seen in the tension in his neck, because he hasn't looked away from the screen yet). Don't worry...continue with the questions about weapons and gold sacks and "have you sold anything on Ebay yet?", and eventually he will warm up. When he does (and you'll know by the tone of his voice) ask him how his girlfriend is. This usually gets him to turn around at which point you must give him a swift back hand to the face and scream "HUH!?!"
If this doesn't work mumbling sometimes does.
Or maybe just a hug.
I believe you are referring to the T.A.N Modified Techno Zottman Curl…. Great for the Pecs or if you want to work on your glow stick twirling technique.
I think pressing Kegs really helps grow the pectoralis major muscles. This might also be an event at World's Strongest Man competition. I believe Magnus ver Magnuson is the world record holder?
I second Imes' recommendations of communicating through the WoW boards, but if that doesn't work, you could always try dressing up as Medusa and backing him in to a corner.
That was very un-dude of him. If you're going to go the Medusa rout then you should see my other comment first.
To get Beau to smile you could use the WoW method, but that will only get you a saltier Beau where he gets yelled at by his older brother. You can go the flask method which could backfire and give him a hangover where he keeps his closet door closed and the only way to talk to him is to sign on to your very own WoW account and type a conversation to him. At that brings you back to the older brother problem. I say the best way is to annoy the hell out of him by calling him names like gay (not that there is anything wrong with that) until he realizes that he likes fun and the man we all love Handsome James comes out. Miller High Life and chicken nuggets has been know to work to.
Not the little bag but the big bag. I witnessed a whole bag of Doritos getting demolished before getting to the check-in desk en route to Eton. He even shared with his neighbors in line.
Well, know we know how to deal with a surly pair partner. How do I best communicate with one that can't really speak English (Guise)? Right now the only thing I can really understand is when he says "Dude!" And, I'm constantly blinded by his pearly white teeth.
Regarding "Beau" I agree with Coppola... give the man a flask and let him run wild.
Regarding the pectoral muscles...try the Thomas Terhaar January lifting program.
You're supposed to grab him by the throat, push him up against a wall, and punch him in the face. So far, however, no one has been un-pussy enough to actually go through with the suggestion.
Have you tried talking with your partner on the WoW boards, you may find he is much more receptive when in the Realm.
Also I think if you speak with a certain Ted A. Nash (Who is ripped) you may find he has this niffty pec trick that he does in a circular motion with dumbells. Just ask, he'll show you. I think it's Russian in origin.